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Funny MATURE Fishing Keychains

Product image 1silver stainless steel dog tag fishing keychains engraved with "I jerk it every chance i get"
Product image 2"gotta love a good pole dance" engraved on a fishing keychain with a bass fish and pole
Product image 3"so good with my rod i make fish come" dog tag keychain
Product image 4"I just want to drink beer and jerk my rod." with beer bottles and bass fish biting a fishing lure on a rod
Product image 5"I just hold my rod wiggle my worm and bam she's on it."
Product image 6Fishing gift for me engraved with "Jerk it till she swallows it's a fishing thing. You wouldn't understand."
Product image 7His and Her funny fishing keychain "He's the master baiter and I'm the dirty hooker together we love fishing."
Product image 8"It doesn't matter if it's a small mouth or large mouth as long as she swallows."
Product image 9option to personalize the back of the keychain
Product image 10keychain on ruler to show 2" long
Product image 11keychain on car keys to show size
Product image 12stamps of love blue organza gift bag

Regular price $14.99

Fishing has so many dirty jokes we had to create a line of keychains that will make him laugh and show off to all his buddies.

Made from durable stainless steel and permanently engraved with your choice of saying these dog tag keychains will last a lifetime. Attached to a 1-inch round keyring it can be easily added to his car keys, boat keys, or fishing lure case duffle bag.

Optional personalization can be added to your order if you want a special message or children/grandchildren's names on the back.

Choose your Design:

  1. I jerk it every chance I get.
  2. Gotta love a good pole dance.
  3. So good with my rod I make fish come.
  4. I just want to drink beer and jerk my rod.
  5. I just hold my rod wiggle my worm and bam she's on it.
  6. Jerk it till she swallows it's a fishing thing. You wouldn't understand.
  7. He's the master baiter and I'm the dirty hooker together we love fishing.
  8. It doesn't matter if it's a small mouth or large mouth as long as she swallows.

Optional Personalization (+10.00)
We will engrave up to 50 characters on the back of your keychain. Please note if the design your choose is vertical we will engrave the names/message vertically. If you choose a horizontal design we will engrave your message horizontal.

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